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SOUP TO NUTS (1930)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"What is this you're doing?" "The elevator dance." "Elevator dance?" "Yeah, there's no steps to it." (Larry & Ted)

"Yeah, it was so hot last night, I had to get up and take off my socks." (Shemp)

"I lost my paternity pin." (Shemp)

NERTSERY RHYMES (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"I can see you don't know your arithmetic." "I can see you don't know my father." [smack!!] (Bonnie Bonnell & Larry)

"Little fly upon the wall, ain't ya got no clothes at all? Ain't ya got no shimmy shirt? Ain't ya got no petti-skirt? Boo fly, ain't ya cold?" (Moe)

"You don't mind if I interrogate him, do you?" "No, he's kinda young but it's all right." (Bonnie Bonnell & Ted Healy)

BEER AND PRETZELS (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"Here I go with another load." (Ted Healy)

"He's got five dollars!!!!" (Curly)

"I heard you tell that girl you were gonna put her name up in electric lights." "Is that what I said? You know, I was thinking of something else." (Larry & Ted)

"If I'm lying, I hope you drop dead!" (Ted Healy)

PLANE NUTS (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"She promised to meet me at 10 o'clock. It's now half past eight and she's not here yet!" "I think she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes." (Moe and Curly)

"Noontime means luncheon for someone / Nighttime means sleep for the same / Daytime means brightness for someone / But to me they all mean the rain." (Ted Healy)

"Now when the music plays The Gates of Hell Are Open, that's where you walk in." (Moe)

"What would you do if a girl kissed you?" "I'd kiss her back." "What if she was a real tall girl?" (Curly & Moe)

"... into my bedroom, and there's two ladies in my bed. What'd'ya think happens?" "What happens?" "I say, one of you broads gotta get out of here." (Moe & Ted)

MEET THE BARON (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"Now remember... one slip of those blindfolds, and you'll feel my wrath!" "Don't try to bribe the boys."
(Edna May Oliver & Ted Healy)

DANCING LADY (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"I'm the best musician in the country!" "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?" (Moe and Larry)

"Listen Paderewski, were them funny noises comin' outta you or the piano?" (Joan Crawford)

"Put her back where she belongs." "Say, that place has been closed for years." (Clark Gable & Ted Healy)

MYRT AND MARGE (1933)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"Gimme a 3 letter word meaning 'rat'." "Meaning 'rat'?" "Yeah." (Ted points to Curly) "Him." (Moe and Ted Healy)

"I'll explain everything." "Yeah, Mullins will explain it. Then we'll bring in an interpreter to go over it!" [Slap!] (Ted Healy and Curly)

"Who are these gentlemen?" "Gentlemen?! Cut out the sarcasm!" (Thomas Jackson & Ted Healy)

Ted Healy (introducing Chinese girls Bo-Ching and Bo-Ling): Meet Bo-Ching and Bo-Ling. (pointing to Curly): And this is Beau Hunk. (Ted Healy)

"It's too bad we can't get the mother to acquiesce." "Maybe her mother does... why don't you ask her?" [slap!] (Ted Healy & Curly)

"You know what I'll bet, these girls will understand me. Savvy? Savvy Confuscious?" "Why bring sex into this?" [slap!] (Ted Healy & Curly)

"I won't say au revoir because I know you won't understand me, but as I walk out I'll have a piece of mistletoe on my coattail." (Ted Healy)

"We want a young comic, one that'll sing and dance and hand out some good, old-fashioned belly laughs." "You'll never get one funnier than I am." "Look at the start you got with that face." (Myrtle Vail, Jimmy Conlin & Larry)

"We was the hit of the show!" "Of course there was only 3 acts." "And 2 of the acts was detained elsewhere." (Larry, Curly & Moe)

"Hey fellas, do you know The Road to Mandalay?" "Yeah, do you want us to play it?" "No, I want you to take it." (Ted Healy & Moe)

"I never attended a Strawberry Festival, but I attended a meatball." "Alone?" "No, with spaghetti." (Ted Healy & Mytle Vail)

"Don't get nervous like I was. I shook so, my handcuffs fell off." (Ted Healy)

"You know what a burden is don'tcha?" "Yeah, a burden the hand is worth two in the bush." (Ted Healy & Larry)

"What does he look like?" "Well, I don't remember his face but I know he had had appendicitis." (Ted Healy & Bonnie Bonnell)

PUGS AND KISSES (1934)

Featuring Shemp Howard (Solo)

"What do'ya think I am, a sissy?! I got hair on my chest!"
(Shemp)

HOLLYWOOD ON PARADE # B-9 (1934)

Featuring Ted Healy and His Stooges

"Your fairy godmother always watches over you." "I've got an uncle I'm not sure of."
(Ted Healy & Bonnie Bonnell)

CORN ON THE COP (1934)

Featuring Shemp Howard (Solo)

"My corns are killing me." "Why don't you do something for them?" "Why should I? They never did anything for me!" (Shemp Howard & Harry Gribbon)

"My uncle made a fortune in corn... at $10 a gallon." (Shemp)

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